Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Pilote Pour Blazedtv 2.5 A

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coconut. [kokʊ] m ZooL weevil. ╟ cocu

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cómprice. [kompɾiθe] m

accomplice.

╟ cómprici . roadrunner.

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floripón.
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hueraparte.
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involved.

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widow.

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Men That Hit Their Daughters

Spectrum, art for video games Azpiri

Discuss
Alfonso Azpiri any person whose pre-teen or childhood passed in the mid-80 should be unnecessary, since it is an author whose work is almost all we were lucky to enjoy some form or another, due to the popularity that reached in those years. But as often happens in many fields, the artist is often left in the shadow of his own work, and probably few people who I pass by here you are able to put a face to the person responsible as recognizable video game covers how are you:

Before commenting on the book's title to the entrance, we review briefly the career of the author. Alfonso Azpiri is a cartoonist and illustrator born in Madrid in 1947, most famous for his contributions to the genre of science fiction and, above all, the erotic (not pornographic). However, between its two main characters, Mot and Lorna, only the first two genera belonging to the above, being a comic Mot children and adolescents. As already mentioned, much of his reputation among the public at least fan of the comic world is due to the contributions he made to the mid-eighties with most major English companies software development activities for the family of eight-bit computers, both illustrating the covers, such as screen layouts, levels and characters.


Lorna, his best known character is a space heroine finds herself in a thousand and one adventures (usually naked, that must be weighing very heavily on space wear a wool jersey for the heat of the suns and that, I wonder ...) throughout its nearly ten albums, quite rightly blending science fiction and erotica. Often accompanied by their robot, which has a relationship a little ... somewhat ... well, let's leave "a relationship." While it is a character who, for my taste, usually loose enough in the scripts, in the drawing is another story. Thanks to the particular author's style of drawing when explosive scantily clad women, the character has endured the pull from more than twenty years, causing not remember not a single one of their arguments, but nearly all its bullets . To display a button (or more):


Mot, however, debuted in the children's supplement of the newspaper "El País" and therefore is a character known well over the general public, but unjustly neglected for many years and albums under his back. Mot is a monster that comes seemingly threatening a good day of television a preteen named Leo. After just ruin the house and empty the refrigerator, the two become reluctant friends, with the advantages and disadvantages associated with having as a friend to a monster with horns about three tons of weight (such as frequent visits to the psychiatrist who suffers from poor Leo .) The scripts are here performed by Nacho (José Ignacio Moreno Cuñat) and improvement is quite noticeable. Unfortunately, the adventures of this character in Spain just had an incredibly edition patillera (in fact, the last volume had not even been released in hardcover) until about three months ... it was time, man ... One issue, of course, highly recommended, as this very carefully and includes sketches, drawings and any other promotional curiosity.


But, as we advance, the part of his work that most people remember fondly, it is for their collaboration on the covers of over two hundred of those great (and not so great, no mistake) video game known as the "Golden Age of English Software." Illustrations showy and spectacular, high quality, often hiding some zurulletes videojueguísticos care, courtesy of Dynamic , Topo , Opera Soft and some more company. I acknowledge that during my childhood, I often shit in the pedigree of this man when, moved by an amazing cover, I spent the wages to buy a title infectious inhuman difficulty for my Spectrum +2 A. Today, I keep the covers of the games, while the tapes were a waste container for many years, which does not surprise me now, nor have surprised me almost twenty years ... because we go shit ate, masters, and what we liked. Fortunately, I no longer will need to have them stored in a drawer (although I will probably due to my terminal Diogenes syndrome) since Planeta de Agostini has recently published picture book Spectrum. The Art of Azpiri gaming, that collects most of his illustrations for major software publishers English.


About this book, you can only make an observation: Spectrum is a book that gives pleasure to read (rather admire, because text has very little). For anyone who have lived through this time of the English software, it is certainly a delight to which you can not put a price. However, the Planet has decided (logically) to put a cost of 14.95 EURET wing, which does not seem expensive at all, because the presentation is excellent, with a cover that resembles a cassette tape, hardcover and even with a foreword by Gonzo Suarez (Opera Soft, Commandos ) a luxury. It's nice to finally have this collection of artwork to a decent size and quality, something that was necessary at this point. The only problem I see is that I swear that another cover missing the collection. However, is a minor problem (and I could not prove it yet, actually), since they are practically in full, including several unpublished and other games I had not seen in my life.


In conclusion an essential book for fans of one of the best English illustrators, required for ex-lovers Spectrum and Amstrad and interesting (even if just take a look) for the rest of us because it never hurts to know something about this little part of English history. Oh, and one of the few books that increases its charm if you fall on a few spots of Nutella! ... but if someone lie down on my copy, I would have to make me a necklace with his ears.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Game Nami & Nico Robin

[Rec] 2: Father Karras becomes ... more Mongolian than ever!

Lately it seems we're on plan cheesy movie fans around here, which may be because, for the first time in a while, there are some noteworthy films at the box office. I would say that this is the case of the film in question, but since I do not want to go to hell for lying, then better keep quiet. I do not want to go to hell, mainly because, thanks to this film is full of zombies and owned pretty bad acting, so I would be very unpleasant spend eternity there listening to their discursillos. Even the devil himself is also an actor rather unfortunate, it seems, and that has had all eternity to practice! Talk, because [Rec] 2 ( Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza , 2009), with some spoilercillo included notice.


Being English, is a docudrama about the dangers of conjunctivitis, fixed.

In my personal opinion, the majority of English films usually fall into one of these two genres: social drama (85% of movies) and stupid comedy with appearances famosetes star (10% of films). It is a generalization, but true. "Breasts", although I would like, is not a genre in itself but something that is assumed in each and every one of them. Breasts have to leave or yes, but if you aspire to Goya, fall short, so it is also necessary to remove a transsexual junkie or prostitute, but not a real one, like we see on the street (which is sometimes laugh and all), but one that suffers galore for an hour and a half with internal trauma of balls, and many regrets that the need to bring to forklift. And, despite what you sell the "Academy" (notice the quotes), I think English cinema a shit mostly, with obvious exceptions that I will not name now.

But occasionally, in this quagmire there is any movie that is a little breath of fresh air, as the first [Rec] . Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza gave us a surprising film, dynamic, effective horror scenes, some good action and certainly original. Make no mistake, nor its form or subject were as original as we sell (not too sobados, however), but it was placed in a context that is familiar to us, a community of English residents of a lifetime. All these assertions are debatable, of course, but I was a very good horror film. In addition, considerable success was critical and, counting even plag ... digoooo remake American (although recently have American remake to the Popeye shorts Film Exin).


film "inspired" [Rec] ... inspired so strong that the entire swallowed Those sons of bitches

Once placed in position ... "What gives us [Rec] 2 ? As more of the same ... but much worse ... and not worse in the sense of "anguish and unbearable terror, but in the sense "Boring and ridiculous situations." Rec 2 is a direct continuation (and so direct is the same on the same site) of the earlier film, in this case following the misadventures of a SWAT team (or geos or that I know what they are), as mission is to get into the famous block of flats in the first film, accompanying a scientist sent by the Ministry. The story will split later, following the misfortunes of another group leading, eventually to merge into one story line. Of course EVERYTHING is engraved with a subjective camera in the style of the first delivery, but in an infinitely more scabby and poorly justified. And it was understandable that a team of reporters would leave evidence of the facts, but to do a group of government sent alleged "secret mission", is quite incoherent and absurd.

A possessed ("possessed? After that) in one of the few milliseconds in which the camera is still

The argument, therefore, offers little variation, but not the monsters, the film alleged sauce! If the first delivery were basically zombies with a religious origin (suggested at the end of the movie), here are genuine and copies of Regan, the girl in the exorcist. Now it all, stop crucifixes, rosaries and Our Fathers, which I think is a real crap like a cathedral, and because of that, what intrigued before, now it is ridiculous and causes a feeling nauseous and movie copy already seen a thousand times. In this film, with a rosary around his neck not attack you or God, which mysteriously never occur to the players ... In addition, talk held at the elbows, which were also the first film (with a rather unfortunate infernal voice, reminiscent of your great uncle Mauricio after taking two Carajillo in the bar) and attack the camera constantly moving, what tires to infinity from the third time you see him, plus stun a great time (yes, the latter in the first well spent, but not as exaggerated as in this).


This is already blurred, if two images was too much to ask ...

The performances are mostly loose and not very credible, worse than the first delivery. A special mention for the two children (the girl is a little better), which are to send the direct death row for crimes against humanity. It does not matter, because the feeling of "realism" I had the first movie is lacking in this sequel. You really do not believe you for a moment what is happening. Manuela Velasco (the name goes on the poster, so it's not very secret) not bad, I like this girl, but her appearance in this sequel is stuck with a shoehorn and clearly only due to the directors wanted repeat with her and could put the character as the character Prize absurdity of the year and has won, gentlemen! Still, I'd like to see in any other movie in the future. Contratadla or something .. someone, not ... give her work ... I would go see your movies ...


If that is so cute, why not contratais?

In conclusion, Rec 2 film is very loose, even minimally entertaining. At least not consider it a disappointment, since they do not expect much from this sequel, and is just what I've achieved. What amazes me are the good reviews to this film I'm reading there, justified only by the usual rally to English products, but let's face it, if this movie was not American would defend absolutely no critic and tildarían of " commercial waste. " Peeeeero as we are patriots the dime, because they deceive us, as always. Still, it's a film that you can spend the afternoon, but by 7 eurazos I can not recommend it because the feeling of terror is absolute zero. We are going to put a 5.5 out of 10, but will upload a puntazo by Manuela Velasco, I think a pretty girl (I'm gonna do a fan, also imagine that there will be many). Without it, is a miserable 4.5 ... Well, what the fuck, separate notes, 4.5 for the film and 10 for Velasco, total free leave me notes and the blog is mine and I fuck when I want.


Well, we all occasionally fronted, no big deal!

Before finishing, a distress call. If anyone sees it, PLEASE explain to me what the bath and doors that appear and disappear with the light ... Does it make sense that escapes me? Is it a resource as an asshole and absurd as it seems to me or I have not understood something of the film? And zombies ... Where they hide during most of the movie? Are they playing the muscle in one of the floors? That if they are paranormal mysteries.


Well, look, okay, I think I'm getting an idea why ...

Friday, September 25, 2009

Free Figure Skating Jibjab

Inglourious Basterds: Tarantino's avenger bar Blockbuster

I'm not a fan of Tarantino , much less, although it is true that most of his movies I like enough. Unfortunately, although a few years ago the mere mention of his name on the poster for a movie already guaranteed a minimum level of quality, recently becoming a director somewhat irregular, sometimes so focused on their own identity that comes to seem a bad imitator of himself. Kill Bill, his latest solo work to the film before us today is a good example. This is a very good action film with good dialogues, scenes to remember and charismatic. The problem with this film is that is so full of moments and situations "borrowed" and characters seen a thousand times, you do not know if putting it in the bag of "tribute" or copy directly from absolute lack of ideas. In fact all the same, it is a good movie anyway, but it leaves you with some hesitation. Doubts are dispelled when he saw his contribution to Grindhouse , half with his colleague has Robert Rodriguez : Deathproof .



Tarantino's friend shows us his newly tiled
septum in
Dermoestética Corporation


And, while the part of Rodriguez (Planet Terror ) is a hilarious parody and even steroids eyebrows crappy tape of Z series, and as such must be understood (although people here to strive to see it as a movie criticizing the use and precisely because of their virtues, which is understandable considering that here usually go to movies without informing us beforehand so we'll see), "Deathproof" no where to take it ... Absurd dialogues that lead nowhere, female protagonists that copy (and bad) to Tarantino's other female leads, endless flat feet (never see so many calluses and bunions on a movie screen) ... soporific film and tiresome to watch, which only saves Kurt Russell (or not) and the action scenes, especially the end, which is utterly incredible. But the end does not save you from being a real brick. Here Tarantino writes itself, and badly copied. After "Deathproof" I must admit that I already had some unfounded prejudices about his next film, but consider that this has come ...



Curious, the fund out twice the first-line ,
but not known or your old
...

Inglourious Basterds (Inglorious Bastards, 2009) tells two parallel stories, structured by chapters (chunga enough signal, but this man used without rest), taking place during the Second World War. The first is the story of an American command of Jewish soldiers, as they are ugly beasts alone and more than a brick sandwich, headed by Lieutenant Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt ). The sole mission of this command is to kill Nazis in occupied France, the more the better, period. The other story tells how a Jewish girl named Shoshanna (Mélanie Laurent ) plans burn a movie of his property during an opening night will be attending the entire high command of Nazi Germany. Both stories converge at the end of the film. Once again, Tarantino again, the theme of revenge "by storm", with no subtleties. By the way, from now on I think the girl protagonist Shoshone rename to encourage more visits unintelligent people looking for their ration of porn.


The story is told in a somewhat unstructured and quite unbalanced in terms of screen presence of the characters. In the bill we sell that are the real bastards characters of the film, which is quite unrealistic, since they have much more screen presence Shoshone and movies. If you go to see Brad Pitt's character, forget it. As for the characters, Tarantino meets to spare and are quite nice, especially Sergeant Brad Pitt making southern ranker (this man ever love me again, I'm going to put in the folder as a hormonal teenager in the middle period) and Nazi cazajudíos addicted to milk (even if the dialogues more weary of the whole movie). The location is good as always, that Tarantino never fails.


As for the dialogues, the hallmark of the director ... poof ... the dialogue is a point a little loose at times. Are not cancerous, as in Deathproof (sanctioned by WHO on several occasions), but they sometimes give the feeling of going round and round without actually saying anything at all. Yet, while bordering the "tiresome", fail to fall into it and have its moments. This particular point could have been managed by limiting the length of the tape, obviously too (2:30 pm duermenalgas often), he could have let in 2 hours at most. The movie would have earned enough in my opinion. The worst of the tape, without doubt, the soundtrack, but not for being bad but because it does not stick or glue to the movie. Tarantino, as always, puts the issues that come out of the eyelet and mixed with Morricone, who also hit a lot. Oh, and of course, is a scene whore female feet, that was missed! Quentin's friend never tires of reminding him continually cuáááánto tallies put the legs female ... Good for you, Quentin, but I get bored a little and your filias, to see if we are content that you visit the blog.


conclusion, so you can resume your depraved lives Inglourious Basterds is NOT a bad movie, even if not at the level of the great director. It's a fun movie with good moments and good characters. However, due to its excessive length, structure, and the endless discussions that have put Brad Pitt in the middle of the lineup without any real character, will do that (Rappel mode on) there are people that hate death. In short, I eat more than one head, saying that what I say is not bad, but from here I say, two or three weight forever, that you may be a shit, because I had fun watching it and therefore I put a score of 7 glasses of milk on Nazis 10.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Non Denominational Wedding Program

II: Bubble Bobble and

Although it may seem, in the harsh and hostile world of English bars of the last century all came down to machines slaps in our emerging masculinity to prove to the rest of our fellow herd. And, often, after asking our favorite bartender Ryalcao a ball of chocolate served in a tall glass, a small part of us, that who enjoy cute and colorful things that emit little sounds funny, took control of our bodies ... because yes, friends, playing with colored dragons eat berries and release bubbles from the mouth also are men of men and very hard!. So So this entry will try some of those plates belonging to a genre that, although it could be called "platforms" I would call, for want of a better term, as "comics-funny-in-scenarios-fixed-that-should-kill- to-all-the-enemy-of-the-screen-of-ways-curious ", of which the most representative is, of course, the great Bubble Bobble.


propose here to Zac Efron and jetotabla Twilight vampire for the film adaptation. If ye could with Mario Bros, you can with this!


Bubble Bobble ( Taito, 1986)

is difficult to say whether or not Bubble Bobble opened this subgenre ... difficult for me, I have no fucking clue, of course. Without any information to base it on, I dare say
not, but with reservations. In this recreation, the players took the role of Bub and Bob, two brothers cabezones turned into dragons by an incantation, whose mission was to rescue their girlfriends from the clutches of an evil sorcerer. You see, a very deep storyline, extremely MALE (in capitals) and full of testosterone. Testosterone decreased slightly to see that the dragons do not spit fire as expected, but colorful soap bubble in which trap the enemies who swarmed around the screen, which then burst with the tines of our backs, ending with them. The greatness and success of this game is at various points, of which the most important are undoubtedly the huge gameplay and excellent level designs and characters (seen in historical perspective, obviously).

Bubble Bobble

However, the apparent ease and simplicity of the game were mere facade, as I dare say, again without build on anything, it is one of the more complex games of its time. The game consisted of 100 screens, some of extreme hardship and even almost impossible to be playing without a second player, which made it extremely difficult to finish. Still, once this ordeal, the player got a trick that was accessible in a way more complicated difficulty (Super Bubble Bobble), after which hid the true end game. Besides this, each display were a series of secret terms with which we could control much of the game (of the type "if this screen facing the wall just right, the next you drop a strawberry 10,000 points). This turned the game into something quite esoteric, and often you could see different things occurring on the same screen, but never got to find out exactly what they depended.


Rainbow Islands / Parasol Stars

The saga continued Rainbow Islands (1987, in which there were no dragons but the brothers threw rainbow), Parasol Stars (1991, only to computers and consoles and in which we defended with an umbrella) and Bubble Bubble Symphony Memories (1994 and 1995 updates of Bubble Bobble), and a thousand versions. The most notable would be a kind of spin-off in the form of puzzle based on this universe, known as Puzzle Bobble or Bust-a-Move , which we'll discuss in another installment of this series.

A slipstream of Bubble Bobble, there was a sort of little "Attack of the Clones" The fruits of this came to light last two games you see today.


Bubble Symphony / Bubble Memories / Puzzle Bobble


Snow Bros ( Toaplan , 1990)

What about Snow Bros, if one of my favorite games, guilty of ending my savings on more than one occasion and source a thousand and one problems family? And, although it was a game Bubble Bobble much currado, Snow Bros always seemed more fun and accessible. Rare was also the district of Spain that had a bar close to the recreation, in the early nineties. The argument of the game is the same as that of Bubble Bobble (with kidnapped girlfriends and all, bravo for his balls of steel), but this time we will in the skin of humans converted into dolls Snow, able to enclose their enemies in huge balls of the same material and throwing them into the bottom of the screen, sweeping the way for all those unfortunates who caught the ball on the road. Snow Bros was considerably easier than Bubble Bobble and could be completed without too much sweat, continuing a few times. In addition, the snowballs were a much more fun and quick to destroy the enemies. A great evolution of the basic concept, no doubt.


Snow Bros

In this game, it should be emphasized absurd twofold: the bizarre enemy design (abortion octopus that throws bombs, two color bugs mucus rising horns themselves to walk ...) and the Japanese food that feed our characters (sushi , rice balls), which, unlike the berries and pastries easily recognizable Bubble Bobble, Spain was the source of a thousand conjectures, as this drama based on real events (the brands and people involved have been modified to preserve privacy):

- gocho Fuck that, you catch all the cakes!
- There are cakes, Mongolian
- What do you mean?
- Son tortillas
- But now that's a no ice cream?
- Yes yes ...
- For in the HobbyConChorras say they are cakes.


Beauty is something that takes into

really was neither one nor the other, but several Japanese sushi and gore, but as our main source of information was the guy who smoked repeater in the arcade, we could not ask for too much ... things of ignorance. This game would later sequel, with several characters with different powers, but as I think a poison passing comment.

Tumblepop ( Data East, 1991)

If Snow Bros was the poor relation of Bubble Bobble, this is the indigent brother, who sniffed glue and rummaging through garbage for food, although that was not sufficient reason for this not enjoy considerable success ... The wikipedia strives label of "cult classic" This shows me once again that is a term applicable to any shit, he immediately acquires a certain aura of respectability. Actually I'm exaggerating a lot, because the truth is that the game is not bad. In this case, we will have a kind of backpack vacuum cleaner capable of absorbing enemies, then throw them into a ball, thus the similarities with previous games multiply. It seems even to copy Pang, as the main characters are very similar and even go to different countries.


Tumblepop

Although lower than the previous two, the game is enjoyable to play and worth a look. It is also the easiest of the three by far, so enjoy the most stumps as dwarfs.


This concludes this short review. See you in the third installment ...