Friday, July 24, 2009

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This time plays back into the world of comics, that it was time, but I know that is less interested in the topic of which are dealt with here (which is saying), which is a penalty because of the absurd prejudices, or laziness, many people always lose very good works that are often much more interesting that 90% of mediocre books publishers we slip over the years and that people read, do as you enjoy and tell your friends to have something to talk over coffee. Thus, there are certain sets of topics that could be quite the taste of the public, and that sooner or later adapted into a film by an executive with a view (for example And the last man, with a possible film version by the caramazapán Shia Labeouf), after being relegated to oblivion for ever and ever. Anyway, to the point, the series to discuss today is Fables: Legends in exile (Bill Willingham, 2002), better known through the world of God as "Fables" and, for me, one of the best series currently on the market. Is a series published under the Vertigo label
DC, which usually involves comics with adult content (higher doses of sex, violence and tacos than usual). And this label usually carries a minimum guarantee of quality, having opted for the same products as
And the last man,
Sandman, Preacher , etc. etc., all of cojonudas and end up hovering here at one time or another. Today
Fables is the most popular series in the label, and also boasts a superb cover art, at least until recently by illustrator James Jean.


As I know firsthand the author's previous work, we go straight to the point of departure that we face Fables: the characters of fairy tales and fables suffer lifelong exile New York forced the current, living incognito among humans, after being expelled from their home world by a tyrannical emperor of unknown origin called "The Adversary" and his army of deformed creatures. Much of the early sagas are focused on finding out who is this character and his motives behind his pursuit of conquest, as well as the daily problems faced by these beings to pass unnoticed among us. And, as you can imagine, smart hide three pigs, a cat interested in the latest fashion trends in the lower limbs, witches who like to follow diets rich in newborn infants and a wolf of two meters, among others, is not easy. Thus, the fables humanoids live in a neighborhood called New York Fabletown normal appearance, while those with more problems to go unnoticed are sent to a farm hidden miles away, where they can to roam. In principle, the immortality and powers of a story depends on its popularity among human beings, the most known quite likely to return from the dead, if necessary.

actually make a brief review of this comic and make it very complicated, because at first cursory glance, does not stand for anything. It is only by reading it when you realize how well constructed are the scripts, imaginative situations, the charisma of its thousand and one characters and how you hooked one number after another without lose interest in any moment, although it takes many years and edited without stops. The only thing I can reproach the author is a tendency to include their very questionable political ideas in the odd number, which is not a story at all and is, at best, absurd. Yet, as this only happens in rare situations (one or two throughout the series), it is best to avoid it.

The Three Little Pigs and Little Red Riding Hood
, to change to its original shape giant wolf at will, thanks to a favorable self-inflicted curse. Much of the fables we look with suspicion or hatred directory because of its turbulent past. He is the son of the North Wind and therefore is able to create based on blowing winds with which to wipe out any swine housing to be put forward. Nor have too many qualms about gutting, maul and digest any human, animal or thing that you spend a little hand through the balls.

Jack Horner



The protagonist of the story Jack Of Fables of the same company) and is usually the protagonist of the more bizarre stories and humorous brunt. It takes Bigby kill, and it is passed forward half-set dessert eat your intestines.





Cinderella
A true femme fatale, an expert in covert operations, among which include espionage and assassination. It is one of many ex-wives of Prince Charming, whom the marriage did not last even three newscasts.
Frau TotenKinder
is the personification of the typical Wicked Witch of the stories (his name means "dead children" or something similar) and his enormous popularity among humans, is one of the fables more powerful, though he conceals by its fragile appearance of old with a perpetual needles point in hand. It is unknown how he escaped death after Hansel and Gretel thrown into her own oven, but now conducts the affairs division Fabletown magic. His power has increased exponentially over the last hundred years, thanks to a certain dark matter relating to the sacrifices of newborn human infants, but ... really has been reformed or is a hidden enemy? In any case, is the only defense against magic Fabletown Baba Yaga and the rest of sorcerers loyal to the Adversary, with its extreme power and intelligence. Is the character that I like for its ambiguity and lack of scruples.




Formerly a hero, now is an extremist who works as an inquisitor for the Adversary, arresting and executing all the witches not loyal to the empire. The problem is that your sister, Gretel, is feeling quite attracted to the dark arts lately ...

are personifications of certain literary figures such as the pathetic fallacy, the Deus Ex Machina and a few others. Are the most powerful beings in the universe, as some of them can rewrite and alter at will.


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

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Fables: Legends in exile literary Rincon

In this blog we love Sweden, a country of Sweden, snow, design furniture at low cost ... mmmm ... I mentioned the snow? Well, not really much else to note, but it is enough (hell, they are Swedish and snow, which is not anything). As a logical consequence of our love and respect for this great country, enjoy the movie "Dejame Entrar" good film and excellent generator of visits to the blog, most of them from predators in their infancy for photos morally questionable. .. but we'll leave for a back entrance, which offers plenty.

could not, by So sit back with the hook-housewives literary phenomenon caused by the late Stieg Larsson, although for now only talk about the first part:

Men Who Hate Women


body is human beauty ... that drawing this cover did not think so, of course.


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The Eight: Pastiche
infectious historical figures without any sense, does not even have the decency to have a final despite having the thickness of a brick "Oliva Ceramics." The suspension of disbelief required to read this book is similar to that required to believe a chapter of the Teletubbies as a National Geographic documentary. Literary quality zero, zero rate, continuous yawning infinite nerve from beginning to end.


-
Da Vinci Code:
is what I call "toilet reading" because it is clear that a) this letter in a bathroom and b) is the only place where you can give some practical use. The documentation of the deceased alleged it was based on asking his wife, an art expert, to tell anecdotes curious, as we present some "puzzles" worthy of kindergarten (which the protagonist takes centuries to resolve.) This, coupled with some conspiracy theories more paws than Jenna Jameson's vagina, (Jimenez del Oso had the same nonsense and never got rich), creates an explosive cocktail. The pace is very good, the duration is short and quick read but is instant (looks like a telegram), hence its inevitable success.


The original version of the story was censored by the Illuminati Masons of the three areas as part of his plot to gain full control over global production tazos Chiquito de la Calzada

But
sometimes you are wrong, of course. It is clear that not all underground bestsellers can be bad and this case proves it. For those not familiar with the argument, LHQNALM (for short) tells the story of journalist Mikael Blomkvist (I'll call Miguelín, since so many "k" followed me cause heartburn), which after falling out of favor due to a charges of defamation, is hired by an old millionaire to help solve two mysteries that have plagued him for most of his life: disappearance of his niece, Harriet, and why every year on the anniversary of their disappearance receives a mysterious package a different flower. In the course of his investigation, he meets a mysterious Miguelín and antisocial girl named Lisbeth (award to say the name without releasing a pellet of saliva at the end), near which try to solve this mystery as mysterious amisteriosado hidden in the shadows of enigmatic mystery and intrigue.
The truth is that the plot premise is a classic case of "murder closed rooms "to a level slightly higher and the book adds nothing particularly original, but his reading was quite entertaining and interesting despite the lack of pace sin in some specific points, but without becoming tiresome. Characters are well constructed and developed quite well: the good and bad like them fatal fall, so nothing objectionable in this regard. Of course, in the mystery genre, there are many works that are eaten with potatoes in this book, digest it and then shit and piss, both literary quality and by building and character development (eg the novels of the canon of Conan Doyle holmesiano Study in Scarlet "and" The Hound of the Baskervilles " some works of Poe or The Name of the Rose, which surpasses all aspects of a brutal).


He certainly had enough tact to focus the mystery of the book and its sequels about a thorny issue and now quite like the mistreatment of women ( with several violations including quite unpleasant to read, to the delight of those who find the blog on Google). I do not want to insinuate that you have done for money-grubbing reasons, but the truth is that the book will surely be a very large proportion of its sales to curiosity and interest that this issue arouses the public. If a book of mystery "to use", it is clear would not be anywhere near as well known, but what sells is what sells, we're going to do. Only

you put two buts:
- Hackers, of course, are demigods powerful, able to dominate the world through double-clicks. It is vital not to take seriously this aspect of the book, but as this happens almost always in any work of fiction, because as we're already accustomed.

- The book has many Anglicisms absurd, but absurdity of balls, I imagine that inherited from the original Swedish text, and employees are very typical words like "Occasional lover" instead of "occasional lover" (just an example I remember, but millions more, gives a feeling of incredible pijerío). Know the reason for this, but I personally quite upset that they are so abundant. I imagine it will be a rare Swedish custom ...


In short, an enjoyable read that leaves you with some desire to read the sequels. If you have a chance, take a look, but it is essential reading. On a scale of 1 to 10, would give 6 Swedish meatballs and a toilet brush LILLHOLMEN transformed into a coffee table.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Happy Birthday, Bubble Letters

Metro de Madrid: Stieg Larsson

After watching the film, I wonder: Why, Toriyama? Why is your name in appropriations for this shit? So much need the money, so stingy, if you're wrapped up the bars? The fact that this work transcends the concept of the movie ... it is rather an ode to misery and human incompetence, a real clockwork that offers a turd round, perfect to the smallest detail. It is so extremely bad that even an orangutan to the brink of coma could have done something more worthy to be seen ... yet, NO WORSE THAN BATMAN AND ROBIN, although undoubtedly both play in the same league. You could write pages and pages putting green, but try to be brief.
The actors are straight out of a play in elementary school, seems to act badly on purpose, knowing that this film will end their careers before they even start. And what of the almost all
remain and do not paint anything, especially Yamcha and Piccolo, who are there simply to get some more character and the fans say, "Miraaaaa, tiooooo is Yamcha as molaaa." As for the script ... everything will be all milk, very run down (the final battle 4 minutes low) and things happen for themselves, without rhyme or reason or explanation, especially with regard to Piccolo, we do not know or where the hell out. The plot is nonexistent and what little that there is inconsistency after inconsistency.





Advances in technology can create realistic effects such as superior image

In summary, the adaptation is the worst I've seen, impossible to get worse and see that the original material (although cool) is not exactly hard to improve a little. However, if the film was at least entertaining, you could forgive a thousand and one kicked in the mouth that gets to the series and characters, but obviously the concept of "entertainment" is something that is completely unaware of this people, or perhaps do not care. Still, the movie provides for a laugh (hysterical) by the constant bullshit that happen.


makeup and special effects cutrez give a feeling of pulling back. For special effects, and start to worry about the number of movies "big budget", which are content to give very poor results (see Wolverine, also on Fox, how curious), but in this case reaches a level of absolute joke, especially taking into account that the least you can ask a film of this style are special effects to match. A highlight Kames and other energy waves, which are basically the same bad fire modeling with different colored filters, with two balls. With no makeup and no excuse is that cries to heaven ... Piccolo mask looks as though it had been a blind and retarded child in class crafts Mother's Day, I've seen B-movie monsters much more convincing. And the transformation "leapfrog" in mono (see below) is that is see it and break your ass directly, shameless.




your almaaaaaa
Dame ... and for the bus
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course, if you ever get to gather the dragon balls, I ask the dragon hands amputated, we remove the eyes and tongue lescorte those responsible for this film infected (I am always short with the punishment, is a defect I have). And then they said in the series that Frieza and Cell were bad, at least to me these two never tried to steal the money. In conclusion, if you see a Dragon Ball fight in real image, hold on to the end of

Matrix Revolutions, because there certainly not going to find.



Comments in "real time"
Before finishing, and until today had not "enjoyed" this masterpiece, I leave here some impressions I have been given during the viewing, in chronological order. The idea is that you can watch the movie while you go read (I know that nobody is going to do and I recommend it for your mental health, but dreaming is free):
- Before the opening credits, we have Piccolo the epic legend. After hearing it, I tried to get out of the cinema, but as I see it in my house, I had no choice but to re-enter.
- In the movie have retained the mafuba (technique that in the series locked at Piccolo in a rice cooker). The reason that in a movie that is passed by the scrotum around the plot and characters the series, decide it's good to keep a ridiculous idea like this, completely escapes me ... will I have no mind of a major studio executive.

- The Virgin, at 3 minutes appears dragon ball so badly done it looks like a chrome of Phoskitos. How can you fail so cataclysmic doing something as simple as a crystal ball? It seems as if I had painted myself on the screen with pens Carioca, that feeling of crust ... and carry 2 minute film!



Goku teaches the audience tazo just touch you in a bag of Ruffles ham flavor

- Goku's grandfather is Chinese, of course ... if you would not know martial arts ... to see when leaving the Frenchman with a beret and baguette and English with the bowler hat and a cup of tea. It amazes me so open minded of American society. After a battle in which more cables are used in electrical wiring in your house, Goku asks his grandfather who taught him to dating women! A 70-year old! Creepy.

- Piccolo traveling in an aircraft with propellers ... The lord of evil, the future owner of the planet, is on a ship propeller, what a crappy. Maybe he is so retro, like a radio / tape also has eight tracks Fary catch.

- Goku, in the hormonal rage, he begins to imagine his classmate, Chichi, seductively eating fruit at cheap erotic movie plan, which is really nauseating. A little later, he discovers that one is able to use your internal energy (Ki) when he sees that can be used to flirt with the girl. What a gentleman.
- In my version of the film, the individual who made the subtitles translate the name of Bulma (Bulma Brief) for "deep breath" ("Hello my name is - deep breath pause

"?? "?" in what head it up ?)... subtitles are painful, clear who would be able to blame the poor martyr who had the cojonazos of them? Rather it should be given a medal.

- In the scenes that go on the bike goes as in the old series: it shows that they are standing behind there is a fund that moves. Batman 60's in its purest form.

- Goku is able to build a bridge over the crater of a volcano throwing a few corpses to the lava. Apparently a dead body holds heat better than the rock ... because physics can also be useful, folks!




Light, fire, destruction! This really is an action movie ... cries for planet Earth, Goku!

- The big event of martial arts here is a meeting on 4 kills, with less public than the Karate Kid Championship. Indeed, the contrast between super garish colors of the kimonos, and yellow track will make you want to be born blind, to free you from pain.
- Again, Goku is unable to learn the Kamehameha until Chichi offers chub catch her if he succeeds. From there it does not fail a single one. The kid has his priorities very clearly, there's no doubt ...

- The transformation of Goku's monkey goes from being the ape 10 meters from the original series a kind of computer-generated werewolf, which roars hard to be scary. I think I've seen monsters best done in some games for the Playstation 2. Worst of all is the transformation ... is made from cuts! (A scene with monkey face, image jump, mid-scene processing, image jump, face )...¿ goku but how can they have such a long nose? Even Teenwolf transformations were infinitely better.

- The final battle with his epic attempt to be surrounded by cheesy special effects, I must admit that I have taken part the eyelet for the few minutes it takes ... brilliant! Recommend view, because it seems short of those made by fans that can be viewed on Youtube. The final kamehameha Goku flying nearly killed me laughing.
So far that's it ... remember that the secret is to use it to catch your Ki. I'm already training for it, but not with that. Until next time!