Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Appearance Of The Vulva In Older Women

Lookalike Hajime No Ippo, sushi-flavored wafers

is an open secret that this blog is hate sport ... but as a concept in itself is enormously respected me, I also find extremely boring. And let alone the pitiful scene of idolatry to the athletes or the untold sums of money they receive for their efforts debatable. Honestly, I care very little that Fernando Alonso, his brother or that brings the gas bottles to win their competitions or not, I do not feel represented by them or consider any role models. However, there are certain types of sport that if we enjoy in this blog. Sports in which the protagonists do not go to Paris Hilton. Sports in which athletes do not mix with designer drugs mixed drinks in the lounges of the hottest clubs from Madrid pijerío. Sports that the flipped are the order of the day, eliminating tedious and soporific that touch the real thing. I refer of course to sports anime. Take advantage, it will be as close as you are about to read here. Obviously, they are not real sports, but that is the most trivial detail ...


Thanks to the tender noventeras private channels, we all know many series belonging to this genus, being Champions (Captain Tsubasa ) the most famous of all, as well as being responsible for a thousand and one scrotal sac lesions too flipando infant twins Derrick and his fearsome infernal catapults. Other examples of the genre could be: Batters (Touch), Dan Ball ( Honou Toukyuu no-ji or Dodge Danpei ) and even, why not the best series of the universe , Chicho Terremoto (Dash Kappei) . Today, however, briefly discuss a lesser known series here ... Maybe because it is a sport less fans? The truth we do not know, but the truth is that, to my knowledge, Hajime No Ippo (Fighting Spirit, 1989) never been issued or published in Spain. The series of 76 chapters, is based on a manga drawn by George Morikawa, who has published a whopping twenty years (since the guy had better coals, although some will if you have endured so much) with more than eight chapters behind . The animated series was sequel many years later, Hajime No Ippo: New Challenger (2009) as well as an OVA and a movie.


manga / anime tells the story of personal growth of its protagonist, Ippo Makunouchi, a shy student who has a bunch of goons continuously harassed. One day, Ippo is rescued from a beating by a professional boxer named Takamura, who sees some latent talent in the boy. Takamura, after hitting a nearby tree Ippo gives you into the world of boxing if you can pick up with fists ten leaves before they touch the ground. Logically, Ippo pass the test and begin training without a break, discovering his love for the sport and experiencing a transformation, both physically and mentally. But his road to success is not easy and on his first day at the Kamogawa gym meet his rival and friend throughout the series: Ichiro Miyata, a boy his age especially equipped for this sport. From here, the series will follow the following basic structure:

1) Ippo trains for a fight, believing themselves unable to overcome.
2) know the past of his rival and their motivations.
3) the bout is held
4) Return to step 1.



The thing is very simple, but this series could not ask for much more and I certainly do not get bored at any time, be fun during training and maintaining a voltage incredible during the epic battles in the continuing rains slaps sound like gunfire and drama reaches stratospheric heights. Very dynamic fights, one or two chapters at most, thanks to the almost total absence of filler, not as in many other the same gender. The series is, of course, full of flip continue, but at a level much closer to reality than that achieved in series such as Captain Tsubasa . Thus, although the punches of the boxers look wrecking balls and gloves are constantly smoking, its effects on the fighters not be exaggerated and injuries remain at a fairly credible. The techniques used by characters mostly come from real boxing, so you can even learn a few things about the history of the sport in each chapter.


The characters have enough charisma, as in all series of this kind, and love takes them right away, especially Takamura, who is a real bastard for not touching the ball their peers (literally, since in the shower takes forever to grasping the penis and make jokes about his size ... the Japanese humor is what has, which is peculiar). And of course, the series also is a real TOPICAZO FESTIVAL, like all the animes
gender, and well we like to the fans. Here are some way of example:

- The protagonist of the series (Ippo / Goku / Oliver) is a simple and courageous boy, but not too smart, who gets to succeed through effort and training.

- The hero has a rival (Miyata / Benji / Piccolo), distant and cold, which always gives the impression of being better than him, but then the moment of truth always loses.

- There is a villain (Mashiba / Mark Lenders / Vegeta) at first seems very bad, but after being defeated always lead albeit reluctantly with the protagonist and trying to overtake.

- There is an old coach (Roshi / Roberto / Kamogawa), famous in his day, which will see the talent of the player and teach him everything he knows.

- There's a girl (Chichi / Patty / Kumi), who encourages the protagonist is in love with him, though he does not.

- All competitors have a troubled past and / or dramatic, that gives them reason to fight.

- Where all seems lost, the character remembered, as a flashback, that day when his cousin told the people to eat croquettes with a fork instead of fingers, which is more elegant, giving you the strength to achieve a miraculous victory in the last second. Topicazo This is my favorite of all time.

- I have not finished watching the series, but from chapter 1, you know that Ippo will become world champion sooner or later.


With this we finished, I recommend watching the series for any fansub of which are available in streaming, because if you have not published in Spain by now, Darn them. Entertainment and tension insured, and my scale queeEn sports anime, the score with 8.5 Polycarp Diaz on 10.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Pctv Tvcenter 64 Bits

The Dark Tower II

Let us return now the literary theme, with such old tradition in our country ... is that recent research shows that our ancestors bought and hardcover editions of Don Quixote and La Celestina to impress visitors when they came to have a cup of lard with bacon home. Many were virtually illiterate, and a good percentage of students that today, mind you! ... If that history tends to repeat itself ... Finally, today we will discuss some things about Stephen Edwin King (better known as Stephen King, by his pseudonym Richard Bachman or "that guy uglier that ass of a baboon who writes things that make you even half a kilo pants over and issue a suspicious odor ") and his magnum opus The Dark Tower . In particular, and his magnum opus: The Dark Tower.



Stephen King, one of the great masters of horror bestseller, began to shape our nightmares in the late 70's with the publication of his first successful novel, Carrie (1974), with which began lining mercilessly. From there he was stringing together hit after hit with many novels and collections of short stories, some of them high quality, in my opinion, as Revelation (1978), It (1986) or Misery (1987) and other more mediocre, but all entertaining, at least. Unfortunately, several years ago not to publish any story that is passed infected by the head and his latest books are completely unreadable, so much so that reading them do not know if descojonarte, mourn, indignarte or feel embarrassed. I usually decided by the four at once, because they are outright scams. However, the saga are dealing with today, which went to shape throughout his career, is an exception, maintaining a fairly high level of quality throughout time. King published the first volume of The Dark Tower (The gunman ") in 1982, publishing the rest of the saga erratically to its end in 2004 with the seventh and final volume (" The Dark Tower " ), for me the best of the series.



The doctor who attended her birth mother did not know whether to use forceps to remove it or a torch to keep out


The saga tells the story of Roland Deschain (also known as Roland of Gilead), a gunman from the Middle World (any resemblance to Earth Media is NOT a coincidence), which has for unknown reasons a man dressed in black, apparently evil incarnate, in the wilderness, to kill him. Soon we learn that the main objective of Roland is searching for a legendary tower of dubious existence known as "The Dark Tower" rotating axis on which all universes. His obsession is to come, no matter what and it will be ready, if necessary, to give your life or that of any other, because death is not of great importance in the great wheel of fate in which he believes . Roland takes little to realize that you can not achieve its goal alone, but will have to form their own ka-tet (a group of people united by fate to share links of brotherhood) to help with your homework. However, it is not easy to find the right people in one world ...



Roland hydrangeas garden contest winners of its neighboring community. Unfortunately, his luck ended in macramé competition.


Gunmen in this saga are equivalent to the typical legendary knights or paladins in traditional fantasy worlds, castles and feudal customs were included. Revolvers are almost mythical weapons inherited from a forgotten past and their own legends and traditions. Thus, Roland revolvers, heir to the lineage of Arthur Eld, are the closest thing to Excalibur in Mid-World. However, Roland of Gilead is far from being a traditional hero, white and pure, but has some stains and even some anti-hero villain rarely. It is an appealing protagonist, who keeps his charisma along the multi-volume saga.


I am increasingly convinced that the Lords of Evil try to compensate for a complex ...

The Dark Tower is a saga that moves away from pure terror and hard the rest of the work of King, and into the realm of fantasy. But this is not a fantasy use, but the author gives a very peculiar mythology is intertwined more classics of the genre clichés (Tolkien and company) with the western genre and a certain amount of terror, and even some science fiction. It is a fantasy most unusual and certainly his detractors might call it "pastiche", not lacking some reason, but curiously the author succeeds in giving coherence to these disparate genres, creating a world attraction and a great sense of depth and coherence. It is a work, however, full of very bizarre to those of the author and may not like everyone, but if you catch him a taste, you hooked until the end.



The boot full of wine bully of not missing Caprabo


I can not conclude without commenting on two things. The first is that the saga is deeply present in all the works of Stephen King and a large part of his books contain references to it. For example, in "It " we suggest that the spider can be an avatar of the Crimson King himself, Roland's enemy, and a Turtle the sacred guardians of the beams that converge in the Dark Tower. The references are too numerous to list here, as virtually all the MAL as a concept in the books of King flows directly from the world of "Dark Tower ."



Thomas Jane paints a picture of Roland in the film adaptation of Frank Darabont of story "The Fog" (2007)


The second thing to note is that this saga is being expanded in several comic book limited series by publisher Marvel , with drawings by scrotumtightening Jae Lee and Richard Isanove and scripts Robin Furth and Peter David , with help from Stephen King himself. These sagas tell us some important facts about Roland's childhood, and describes in detail the stories and legends of the Middle World obligadísima are reading for anyone who likes the series. Very striking and very interesting content, as well as completely consistent with the books, which is something.




Then I repeat again: scrotumtightening

short, another saga highly recommended for fans of fantasy and terror, but should try before buying, lest you throw your back peculiarities. I leave you with the litany of the gunmen, that you the learning you go:

not about to hand;
the pointing with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
Point the eye.
shot not hand
the shooter with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. Shooting
mind.
gun do not kill;
the killer with the gun has forgotten the face of his father. Mato
the heart.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Anybody Used Roc Anti Wrinkle Cream

summer Games: Fallout 3

Then let the second and final recommendation of summer, which is neither more nor less than ...



Well, it seems that it does have a cover as God intended ...


FALLOUT 3 (Bethesda Game Studios, 2008)

This RPG, unlike the previous game, it is too new to say and precisely I recommend it because it is a very affordable price (less than 30 eurillos for PS3 and Xbox 360, instead of 70 bucks), so the price-quality ratio reaches very high levels. There are also PC version, which of course is the top and you can use mods made by fans, but probably need a computer pepinaco to get moving, you almost certainly neither you nor I have.



This game puts us in the shoes of one of the residents of Vault 101, one of the huge anti-nuclear underground bunkers built by the company Vault-Tec to give shelter to some lucky the impending global nuclear war, which took place in 2077, two hundred years before the start of the game. Naturally, we were born and lived in there all our lives, but for reasons unknown father decides to violate our rules and escape from the shelter, which triggers a series of events that force us to leave us too by legs, finding a outside world (the Wilderness), completely devastated by the radiation and the few survivors and can survive the nuclear holocaust. Come on, that play is a kind of Mad Max (saga that celebrates the constantly), but big. VERY big. Although the environment is bleak and desolate, Fallout falls into the drama and offers a continuous display of very black humor, presenting characters who accept their situation with resignation and live the best they can, taking the deadly radiation as a mere inconvenience in their daily lives. At the end of the day, extra limbs are not always wrong.



I think the adjective that best describes this game is "great." The huge post-apocalyptic world of Fallout, which comprises around Washington DC, is represented in a spectacular way. Every rock, every bridge destroyed and every house torn are represented seamlessly and with great detail. Each step we take, we apetecerá take a screenshot. It's a big budget game and it shows from the first glance. The world that we can take is so vast and so wide that even though we know more or less to where to throw, we notice a constant feeling of being overwhelmed to see the large map and the amount of land we have available to explore at will. This enormity, coupled with constant loneliness in our wanderings through the ravaged landscape, make it the ideal game for a shock therapy to any agoraphobic. If you feel overwhelmed easily, choose another game because this far exceeds you ...




While it may be used also a third-person view (which is horrible), Fallout looks like a first-person shooter , and can be played in a way as such, but it really is an RPG with all that that entails. In this game you can shoot like crazy, since the scarce ammunition and weapons need to be repaired constantly. Every bullet has not all They are right where we are aiming for, but depends on the aim and character abilities. Fortunately, our PipBoy 3000 (device that every inhabitant of the shelter has attached to the wrist), allows us to use the VATS (Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System ), Allowing us to pause the action, select which part of the body of the enemy want to attack (torso, head, etc.), Robocop-style, and automatically firing in slow motion, in a whole film. View as blew enemies in slow motion in this way is something that leaves you speechless again and again, and repeat it a thousand times throughout the game.


Activating VATS system with a mutant unsuspecting ...



End dealt a selection .... some love!


Highlights:

- The tutorial seamlessly integrated into the game, which saw the birth of our character and the early stages of their lives, we chose progressively will look and adult skills. Simply the best tutorial ever created for a videogame, period, no discussion possible.

- The enormous world perfectly acclimated and countless hours of fun it offers.

- Continued touches of black humor.

- Enemies are so well made that some da ascazo view. I prefer the tochomosca because mola me the name.

- The curradísimo dubbing into English, with varied voices and without intonation Mongolian often put gaming benders. Comes the voice of Gandalf!

- Put a bullet in the head enemies with the VATS. And see how they spread their bloody pieces by the Wasteland.

weak points:

- There are plenty of bugs and very noticeable, although there are patches available, but in short, a little more testing would not have been wrong.

- is a game so huge that it is a bit incomprehensible ... if you do not have much time to play, devote yourself to something else.

- The third-person view is a waste. The character seems to go ice skating ... completely unplayable.

Vertigo 4 Days After Ovulation

summer Games I: Ghostbusters video game Blockbuster

Well, we're in August, that he will. Solecito season, chulopiscinas, topless, drunk and guiris with excess solar radiation in the body. But ... what can a decent human being when you get bored of doing nothing productive all day? Well, among other options, you can continue doing nothing productive and cane stick a bit of all those games that accumulate on the shelf gathering dust for lack of time for the rest of the year ... so, I propose two recommendations veranete summer to spend more entertaining. Go with the former.
Someone to cut your hands the color-blind who designed this cover, please ...



GHOSTBUSTERS: THE VIDEO GAME

Normally, games based on movies tend to be real turds, which only serve to discharge the accumulated stress, based on curse all the pedigree of the developers. Let's say that rather than publish, companies often release these games. the market. Luckily, Ghostbusters: The Video Game is one of the few exceptions to this rule. The platforms on which leaves are the usual: PS3, Xbox 360 and PC. Also There are versions for PS2, PSP and Wii, but have nothing to do with the one discussed here, presenting an aesthetic closer to the cartoon.
Y is an exception because it shows that it is a game made with love and time. It involved all the actors and side of the original films, with the exception of Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver (replaced by Alyssa Milano, and later regretted not having worked in the game, what I say from here: fuck YOU, SIGOURNEY, have thought of before.) If he goes to Vigo the Carpathian, as I would like it!. The script
is Dan Aykroyd's own
(Ray) and Harold Ramis


The graphics are good but not spectacular. Where stands the game is greatly in two aspects: the charisma of its main characters and great gameplay. With respect to this Last, we use all the Ghostbusters team, from the proton pack to the PKE meter, almost perfect. Manage the proton beam and the trap, especially, is so well achieved in this game that is a pleasure to catch ghosts. To do this, we need to shoot like crazy with our proton beam (half of the stage bursting and causing thousands of dollars damage to private property, that the city will pay), shaking the ghosts on the walls to weaken and then throw the trap and get to put them in the same, no escape during the process, we will always in collaboration with our partners equipment. These contribute their bit displaying a very resultón artificial intelligence and that helps a lot in combat, without disturbing, which is not bad. It's a game, especially and above all, fun. The online mode I could not prove it, but it seems promises to be even more addictive than the single player mode, so hopefully in the near future



Highlights:
- The revenge of the little doll INCREDIBLE marshmallows. May burst at last face that bitch aberration of glucose from the ninth circle of hell!

- Charisma, shaping and bending of the main characters.
- The perfection achieved in the use of all tools of the trade. You throw yourself all afternoon chasing ghosts without getting bored. - The script and places "known" that makes us go, as well as other places and characters that were named in the movies but had not yet seen. If you want to know what a Sloar or ghost story of the librarian, you have here.
- Bill Murray and Peter Venkman are still the fucking masters after many years.

weak points:

- It is quite short and Easy,. Ghostbusters do not die easily, so it seems.

- There are some blurry textures (in the PS3 version at least), they sing a lot.
- is a very scripted game. Often, our partners will be left standing like idiots waiting to get to the point and will open the door or press a button. When there is fighting, seem to quadriplegics.

- It is interesting to visit the headquarters of the Ghostbusters, but there is almost nothing to do there, except to hear a message, select the containment unit or talk to Vigo. It is somewhat bland.








Video Games clear what would be the most appropriate: BAR. This traditional, ubiquitous in any English street (if you are able to walk over 500 meters without finding one, be careful because there is a high probability that you're cruising on the highway), contains all the basic concepts that identify us as a country, both within and beyond our borders: bulls, football, alcohol, greasy food, revelry and unwilling to work (plus a healthy dose of legs, big bellies forged based on a strict Mediterranean diet and mustache). And I, as good English, I spent much of my childhood in one of these places, but not because my parents had any drinking problem, but spending the money on those infernal inventions that emptied the pockets of countless children in the 80's and early 90's, mainly: the arcade. Capable of both better (countless hours of fun) and worst (blow your fights at home for pay in less time than it takes to become a gayola Flash), these lovable aircraft and deserved at least a blog entry . Someday we will make another entry on the fauna of the arcades, that also has cloth.






Vigilante / Renegade
In this first talk superficially one of the most popular genres in his time: "I am against the neighborhood, better known as scroll side and a degree of depth on stage. They often have time limits, but the truth is that never get to die for it (imagine that programmers think it was a palmar mariconada so having better killers by hand) and several characters to choose from, with their strengths and weaknesses. I've always loved this kind of games ... the very idea that a guy decides to become involved the blanket to the head and rubs bundling to its snout against an entire army with the sole help of leftovers to be found within garbage containers (which, of course, also be based on open slaps) I feel great ... distribute justice the American way!
Kung-Fu Master


Vigilante
jueguecillos as
, Renegade
, Kung-Fu Master ... However, the first I came to know were Double Dragon (Technos, 1987) and Golden Axe (Sega, 1988). Both contained practically all the cliches of the genre and were great games, especially the second, both for the fantastic atmosphere as the possibility of riding on dragons, but for my taste, both are now already a little outdated. Since then and since the late 80's to mid 90's, mainly two companies split the cord in this genre: Konami and Capcom, which are to be discussed in this input.


Double Dragon / Golden Axe
CAPCOM
If any company deserves the throne of absolute queen of the arcades during its golden age is undoubtedly the Japanese American Capcom, a company can convert entire continents of kids in the street distribution masters of tow, with gems such as Street Fighter 2
, we will not now, or the first game of the genre at hand: Final Fight (1989).

Final Fight The action of Final Fight is set in Metro City, where the Mad Gear street gang has kidnapped the daughter of Mayor Haggar, former wrestler (making it now). The girl, in the presentation, went half naked, so I was not too unusual for the kidnap someone, it seems to me. The fact is that Haggar, with swollen balls of pure testosterone, decides to call the girl's boyfriend (Cody) and a latter coleguilla (Guy) and deliver justice as God intended: a communion wafers! The whole idea is crazy ... Gallardón imagine someone giving slaps on the Latin Kings on the streets of Madrid while picking half-eaten chicken waste to heal wounds? Moreover, as I once heard in a podcast ... is crushing to their own voters! A game that does not innovate (Double Dragon was already more or less the same), but increased the gameplay to levels much higher, also offer a way to play differently depending on the character that we chose and was subsequently repeated in all games this style. So gordaco Haggar was able to let go knock slaps a cow, Cody was balanced and Guy was fast and jumping wimp.

The trio calaveras
Following the great success of this title, Capcom gave free rein to his art, offering real gems of democratic supply of violence as, among others:

-
- Knights Of the Round
(1991): King Arthur, Lancelot and Perceval against samurais and tigers ... historians, not worth or to take the ass.


-
Punisher & Nick Fury (1993): With the two characters the Marvel and a very "japonoide" American comics.



- D & D: Tower Of Doom (1994) / D & D: Shadow Over Mystar (1996): Mixed RPG beat em'up and worked very well and with great depth playable.





However, talk a little more of my two favorites, which I think the closest to perfection the genre. The first is Warriors Of Fate (1992), whose action was set in medieval China hit by the war (slightly based on the saga of
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
) and gave us a fighting chance of riding a horse. Also included a generous helping of gore, enabling us to literally burst a slap enemies with guts scattering included. His charismatic characters, violent techniques and large amount of weapons turned it into a magnet for hard nickels. Imam who was also Cadillacs & Dinosaurs (1993), which was set in a world similar to ours but in which the dinosaurs were extinct, and which had the same virtues as above but also with dinosaurs! ! A highlight enemy asshole giving Tyrannosaurus capons to sleep, which then proceeded to gobble a snack ... the recruitment process of the villains in video game is not very strict, no doubt ...



Warriors of Fate / Cadillacs & Dinosaurs

KONAMI

Although the absolute queen was, without doubt, Capcom, Konami also gave us some excellent titles. The first knowledge I had was the ultrafamoso
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). And, molaban Ninja Turtles, and much! As we were not going to let us pay in this machine? (Although I seem to remember who appeared before the outbreak of fashion in Spain). This trend, combined with graphics of real estate for the time, spitting TV series, amazing sound effects and the possibility of playing four simultaneous players (in rich neighborhoods), converted to this recreation in one of the most bareto coveted in your neighborhood. The mechanics were the same as that of Capcom's titles, advancing and sharing chestnuts, but a little simpler if possible, with fewer strokes and variations between characters, perhaps so that the kids we could go back and forth between different turtle smoothly. However, the animations and small nods to the series became a truly enjoyed. Nothing was more comforting at the time that can burst the sides of Rocksteady and Bebop to blows nunchuck, which never happened in the series for that to reduce violence. Later would come the sequel Turtles In Time (1991), which was more of the same, but better.

TMNT / Turtles in Time


luck Konami also prove more animated series like The Simpsons (1991), which could perform combination attacks with other family members, also very entertaining, X-Men (1992) and Asterix (1992), the latter with beautiful graphics, animations and scenarios simply superb and fits of genuine laughter nailed to the comic as it is based. Unfortunately, in the latter, the difficulty was truly hellish.



The Simpsons / X-Men / Asterix

I can not conclude without mentioning my favorite, a game that is nowhere near a
beat ' em up (although Wikipedia I list what I do not agree), but as you move forward and kill evil, even dead, I feel like include: Sunset Riders (1991) The only game I saw cowboys in recreational (not too many in the scene, really) was also a real sorbemonedas by the great difficulty tweaks. And is that programmers have much view because, although the bosses could get tons of lead into the body without blinking, your character will fall to the first impact to ... what a pussy. The idea, the same, forward and kill bad guys, but this time shot and the Wild West. The four playable characters are divided into two categories: those who used revolver and those using shotgun. Unfortunately, the friends of Colt 45 were most infected shit you could take to the face, what used to be fights for choosing Cormano, the Mexican with the gun, which for some reason wearing a poncho and a hat pink ... I believe it was to trust the enemy, but in short, is a bit suspect ... It was a game very, very fast in most of the items on display were lethal, which always, always had to be in motion, without stopping for a second. He also had a number of incredibly nice animations, like when he beat the shit character stepping on a rake or when dodging a stampede of cows running over their backs with drops of sweat and expression of distress included.


Sunset Riders Well we are here, take up much space annoys me having had so little, but there is no alternative. If anyone is interested in a particular title, you know that requests are accepted. I do not think it takes say that all these games and more can be enjoyed for free in MAME and other emulators (roms guess you can find on sites such as rom-world and others is not very complicated.) About the legality of this, I think that trying to charge for games so stale, written off years ago is a real scam, so in this case I invite you to the bajéis overdo it quietly and a couple of fun evenings pounding cloned henchmen and collecting food from trash. I finally took him practicing this for years, so I took advantage.