Friday, May 22, 2009

What Kind Of Brush Do You Need To Brush A Wig

Rise and Fall of the bat I: Maintaining the dignity

In this second post we'll make a brief repasillo some curious creatures of Japanese folklore. Without further ado, on to the first one ...

Kappa These bugs love me ... the Kappa are water sprites, a mixture of turtle and human being living in rivers and swamps. Although they eat all meat and fish, you do not averse to human flesh, and sometimes abduct children and kill people sacándoles the liver or intestines sipping as has been its anus. However, there are natural enemies of humanity and can be very friendly and helping farmers at times, especially change cucumbers, they go crazy.



Its main feature is a bowl-shaped cavity in the head, which must be filled with water at all times. If the bowl gets to empty, the kappa loses all its force and may even die. Because they are very friendly, easy trick to make you a bow and they pour water (Scoundrels).

Tanuki


These creatures, like a bear or a raccoon always in a good mood and are often represented by a straw hat. Its two distinctive features are her big belly and huge testicles, which often lead to back like a backpack. It is also sometimes throw them over as an umbrella or use them as drum at parties. As tanuki bring good luck, his figures are usually placed at the entrance to businesses and homes.





often change shape, even individual parts of your body. On one occasion a weary traveler seeking refuge from the rain in a house. One of them dropped his ashes to the soil pipe. Immediately they heard a scream and the room disappeared, replaced by a tanuki sore. Apparently the bug had built the home stretch the skin of his scrotum (and I guess I must chop a glowing ember in the heart of the scrotum). In another story, a tanuki teapot became and was sold to a priest, but scalded when they put out the fire. Are not very smart.
Kitsune

Foxes in Japanese stories, have a long life and many magical powers. According to van getting old (a thousand years or so), they are born new tails, for a total of nine. A nine-tailed fox that gets called
demon fox kitsune no
and have enormous powers, including a complete omniscience that lets them know that happens anywhere in the world any time.



Tengu


The tengu are spirits of the mountains and forests, with a fairly violent, being masters in the art of combat. Usually represented as human beings with a red face and nose, extremely long, although sometimes they have traits of birds such as wings or spikes (

konoha-tengu). Usually have a fan made of feathers (
hauchiwa)
, with which they are capable of causing extremely high winds.

Legend has it that the famous general Minamoto no Yoshitsune

was trained by one of the tengu in the arts of the sword, but to me they are famous for the great pleasure I was having to raise three billion steps in a Japanese mountain to see some whores statues of him near the top (see photo below, what a motherfuckin face that is). Endearing. As I find one some day, I put my nose in the ass.
Oni

The Oni are demons / ogres of Japanese folklore and therefore appear in many stories. Usually they have a pair of horns on the head, are dressed in tiger skins and carrying a metal stick spiked, but sometimes have some more distortion.


are cruel and malicious and have great strength, but also quite stupid and sometimes, they have been able to convert to Buddhism (turncoats).
Azukiarai

grotesque appearance
spectrum dedicated to Jewish wash in the river (it has nothing else to do the poor, will jubilao). It attracts walkers neglected by the noise and songs, and these fall into the river and drown.

For the time being these voucher, which I have already tired of writing, although I left many interesting in the pipeline, such as umbrellas with one eye, the boy with no face or the girl who has to be dishes ... again. Until another day!





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