Metro de Madrid: Stieg Larsson
After watching the film, I wonder: Why, Toriyama? Why is your name in appropriations for this shit? So much need the money, so stingy, if you're wrapped up the bars? The fact that this work transcends the concept of the movie ... it is rather an ode to misery and human incompetence, a real clockwork that offers a turd round, perfect to the smallest detail. It is so extremely bad that even an orangutan to the brink of coma could have done something more worthy to be seen ... yet, NO WORSE THAN BATMAN AND ROBIN, although undoubtedly both play in the same league. You could write pages and pages putting green, but try to be brief.
The actors are straight out of a play in elementary school, seems to act badly on purpose, knowing that this film will end their careers before they even start. And what of the almost all
remain and do not paint anything, especially Yamcha and Piccolo, who are there simply to get some more character and the fans say, "Miraaaaa, tiooooo is Yamcha as molaaa." As for the script ... everything will be all milk, very run down (the final battle 4 minutes low) and things happen for themselves, without rhyme or reason or explanation, especially with regard to Piccolo, we do not know or where the hell out. The plot is nonexistent and what little that there is inconsistency after inconsistency.
Friday, July 3, 2009
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In summary, the adaptation is the worst I've seen, impossible to get worse and see that the original material (although cool) is not exactly hard to improve a little. However, if the film was at least entertaining, you could forgive a thousand and one kicked in the mouth that gets to the series and characters, but obviously the concept of "entertainment" is something that is completely unaware of this people, or perhaps do not care. Still, the movie provides for a laugh (hysterical) by the constant bullshit that happen.
makeup and special effects cutrez give a feeling of pulling back. For special effects, and start to worry about the number of movies "big budget", which are content to give very poor results (see Wolverine, also on Fox, how curious), but in this case reaches a level of absolute joke, especially taking into account that the least you can ask a film of this style are special effects to match. A highlight Kames and other energy waves, which are basically the same bad fire modeling with different colored filters, with two balls. With no makeup and no excuse is that cries to heaven ... Piccolo mask looks as though it had been a blind and retarded child in class crafts Mother's Day, I've seen B-movie monsters much more convincing. And the transformation "leapfrog" in mono (see below) is that is see it and break your ass directly, shameless.
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Matrix Revolutions, because there certainly not going to find.
Comments in "real time"
Before finishing, and until today had not "enjoyed" this masterpiece, I leave here some impressions I have been given during the viewing, in chronological order. The idea is that you can watch the movie while you go read (I know that nobody is going to do and I recommend it for your mental health, but dreaming is free): - Before the opening credits, we have Piccolo the epic legend. After hearing it, I tried to get out of the cinema, but as I see it in my house, I had no choice but to re-enter.
- In the movie have retained the mafuba (technique that in the series locked at Piccolo in a rice cooker). The reason that in a movie that is passed by the scrotum around the plot and characters the series, decide it's good to keep a ridiculous idea like this, completely escapes me ... will I have no mind of a major studio executive.
- In the movie have retained the mafuba (technique that in the series locked at Piccolo in a rice cooker). The reason that in a movie that is passed by the scrotum around the plot and characters the series, decide it's good to keep a ridiculous idea like this, completely escapes me ... will I have no mind of a major studio executive.
- The Virgin, at 3 minutes appears dragon ball so badly done it looks like a chrome of Phoskitos. How can you fail so cataclysmic doing something as simple as a crystal ball? It seems as if I had painted myself on the screen with pens Carioca, that feeling of crust ... and carry 2 minute film!
Goku teaches the audience tazo just touch you in a bag of Ruffles ham flavor - Goku's grandfather is Chinese, of course ... if you would not know martial arts ... to see when leaving the Frenchman with a beret and baguette and English with the bowler hat and a cup of tea. It amazes me so open minded of American society. After a battle in which more cables are used in electrical wiring in your house, Goku asks his grandfather who taught him to dating women! A 70-year old! Creepy.
- Piccolo traveling in an aircraft with propellers ... The lord of evil, the future owner of the planet, is on a ship propeller, what a crappy. Maybe he is so retro, like a radio / tape also has eight tracks Fary catch.
- Goku, in the hormonal rage, he begins to imagine his classmate, Chichi, seductively eating fruit at cheap erotic movie plan, which is really nauseating. A little later, he discovers that one is able to use your internal energy (Ki) when he sees that can be used to flirt with the girl. What a gentleman.
- In the scenes that go on the bike goes as in the old series: it shows that they are standing behind there is a fund that moves. Batman 60's in its purest form.
- Goku is able to build a bridge over the crater of a volcano throwing a few corpses to the lava. Apparently a dead body holds heat better than the rock ... because physics can also be useful, folks!
Light, fire, destruction! This really is an action movie ... cries for planet Earth, Goku! 
- The big event of martial arts here is a meeting on 4 kills, with less public than the Karate Kid Championship. Indeed, the contrast between super garish colors of the kimonos, and yellow track will make you want to be born blind, to free you from pain.
- Again, Goku is unable to learn the Kamehameha until Chichi offers chub catch her if he succeeds. From there it does not fail a single one. The kid has his priorities very clearly, there's no doubt ...
- Goku, in the hormonal rage, he begins to imagine his classmate, Chichi, seductively eating fruit at cheap erotic movie plan, which is really nauseating. A little later, he discovers that one is able to use your internal energy (Ki) when he sees that can be used to flirt with the girl. What a gentleman.
- In my version of the film, the individual who made the subtitles translate the name of Bulma (Bulma Brief) for "deep breath" ("Hello my name is - deep breath pause
"?? "?" in what head it up ?)... subtitles are painful, clear who would be able to blame the poor martyr who had the cojonazos of them? Rather it should be given a medal.
"?? "?" in what head it up ?)... subtitles are painful, clear who would be able to blame the poor martyr who had the cojonazos of them? Rather it should be given a medal.
Light, fire, destruction! This really is an action movie ... cries for planet Earth, Goku!
- The big event of martial arts here is a meeting on 4 kills, with less public than the Karate Kid Championship. Indeed, the contrast between super garish colors of the kimonos, and yellow track will make you want to be born blind, to free you from pain.
- Again, Goku is unable to learn the Kamehameha until Chichi offers chub catch her if he succeeds. From there it does not fail a single one. The kid has his priorities very clearly, there's no doubt ...
- The transformation of Goku's monkey goes from being the ape 10 meters from the original series a kind of computer-generated werewolf, which roars hard to be scary. I think I've seen monsters best done in some games for the Playstation 2. Worst of all is the transformation ... is made from cuts! (A scene with monkey face, image jump, mid-scene processing, image jump, face )...¿ goku but how can they have such a long nose? Even Teenwolf transformations were infinitely better.
- The final battle with his epic attempt to be surrounded by cheesy special effects, I must admit that I have taken part the eyelet for the few minutes it takes ... brilliant! Recommend view, because it seems short of those made by fans that can be viewed on Youtube. The final kamehameha Goku flying nearly killed me laughing.
So far that's it ... remember that the secret is to use it to catch your Ki. I'm already training for it, but not with that. Until next time!
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